When we woke up, I didn't see Sparky.
"Sparky?!" I yelled. And then he came through the door but he looked upset.
"Whats up Sparky? You look depressed." I said. He whimpered.
"Awww come on bud. Don't be all down in the dumps. I know! How about a hotdog?"
She shook her head.
"Scratch behind the ear?"
She shook again.
"How about a belly rub."
She shook again.
"Oh!!! I saw a toy poodle in the lobby!
Then he looked up at me and wagged his tail joyfully.
"Thats what I thought. Now let's go!
We raced down the stairs and into the lobby.
"Ohhhhhh! There she is Sparky! I'm attracted and I'm a hole different species!"
Sparky ran over and wasn't so smooth. You guessed it sniffed her butt. But she sniffed him back. Then he sniffed again, and again, and again. And that just kept happening for about fifteen minutes. I finally got bored and grabbed Sparky by the collar right when he was in the middle of about his fifty sixth sniff.
"Gee, I thought you had her." I said sarcasticly.
Sparky whined.
"How about we go to the dog park?"
We left the lobby and went to the park.
Sparky sniffed the other butt's of the dogs there.
Then across the street I saw an apatising looking place called: "Hobo Bob's Pancake Shack"
"Hey Sparky! Time for lunch!" I yelled across the park.
He jogged over to the shack and we rang the bell on the desk.
"Yes?" A man who looked simaler to me said.
"Hi. Um I think I'll have three pancakes please." I asked.
"That will be twenty six dollars."
"I can't afford that I'm just a hobo."
"Me too!" Said the man.
"Really? We should hang out sometime!"
"Yeah!"
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Sunday, November 16, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
BOOO!!!!
I woke up to the sound of yipping. It was Sparky.
I ignored him. Until I realized what he was yipping at. It was still a little dark out but I could make out a swaying figure. Out of the little patch of sunlight I saw an arm with a knife in its clutch, raised above Sparky's snout.
"NOOOOO!!!! I yelled.
I wipped out a hotdog and chucked it at what seemed to be the mouth. The thing swallowed it and clutched it's stomach which gave us about a 2 second head start to run. The thing was pretty quick so he caught up fast. When it ran it seemed to levitate of the ground. We ran at top speed but it was still as fast as us, when all of a sudden some thing whizzed past my ear, and another, and another! They were knifes. And then one more flew past and skinned my ear and hit a tree with a loud "THWUMP!", but I reacted quickly and took the knife and flung it behind me without looking, it hit the thing somewhere below the shoulder. It stood motionless for a few seconds and plopped down dead.
"What was that?!?!"
Sparky was whining and on the ground. I walked over and noticed what had happened. There was a knife pierced through Sparky's leg and it was bleeding, bad. I new what to do so I ripped of a patch of my pants and wiped a sappy tree. then I rapped up Sparky's leg and squeezed.
"YIP!!!" Sparky said in pain.
The sap worked like glue holding the bandage on.
"Well Sparky, doesn't look you will be walking any time soon.
Sparky whined.
"I know it stinks but I'll cary you in my backpack!" I replied.
I picked up Sparky and put him in my backpack.
How about some hotdogs Sparky?
"Ruff!" He replied.
Sparky started to lick my ear. I remembered what had happened earlier with the knife. I decided to leave it alone and let Sparky clean it out.
We got to an inn that had the i dangling of so must not cost to much and it didn't, it only cost $6.95. So we checked in and got a good night sleep.
Again I woke to the sound of yipping. This time Sparky was trying to fight of a pack of roaches who seemed to be going for his injured leg!
"Who!!!!!" I said in amazement.
I unplugged the alarm clock and started smashing the 4 inch long roaches with it. It worked pretty well. I had had glimpse of the time before I ripped out the inocent object and it was only four o'clock in the morning so we went back to bed after spraying both of us with some bug spray I found in a drawer.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
I ignored him. Until I realized what he was yipping at. It was still a little dark out but I could make out a swaying figure. Out of the little patch of sunlight I saw an arm with a knife in its clutch, raised above Sparky's snout.
"NOOOOO!!!! I yelled.
I wipped out a hotdog and chucked it at what seemed to be the mouth. The thing swallowed it and clutched it's stomach which gave us about a 2 second head start to run. The thing was pretty quick so he caught up fast. When it ran it seemed to levitate of the ground. We ran at top speed but it was still as fast as us, when all of a sudden some thing whizzed past my ear, and another, and another! They were knifes. And then one more flew past and skinned my ear and hit a tree with a loud "THWUMP!", but I reacted quickly and took the knife and flung it behind me without looking, it hit the thing somewhere below the shoulder. It stood motionless for a few seconds and plopped down dead.
"What was that?!?!"
Sparky was whining and on the ground. I walked over and noticed what had happened. There was a knife pierced through Sparky's leg and it was bleeding, bad. I new what to do so I ripped of a patch of my pants and wiped a sappy tree. then I rapped up Sparky's leg and squeezed.
"YIP!!!" Sparky said in pain.
The sap worked like glue holding the bandage on.
"Well Sparky, doesn't look you will be walking any time soon.
Sparky whined.
"I know it stinks but I'll cary you in my backpack!" I replied.
I picked up Sparky and put him in my backpack.
How about some hotdogs Sparky?
"Ruff!" He replied.
Sparky started to lick my ear. I remembered what had happened earlier with the knife. I decided to leave it alone and let Sparky clean it out.
We got to an inn that had the i dangling of so must not cost to much and it didn't, it only cost $6.95. So we checked in and got a good night sleep.
Again I woke to the sound of yipping. This time Sparky was trying to fight of a pack of roaches who seemed to be going for his injured leg!
"Who!!!!!" I said in amazement.
I unplugged the alarm clock and started smashing the 4 inch long roaches with it. It worked pretty well. I had had glimpse of the time before I ripped out the inocent object and it was only four o'clock in the morning so we went back to bed after spraying both of us with some bug spray I found in a drawer.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
The Beginning Of Hobo Fred!
Hi! I'm Hobo Fred! I'm a hobo! [No Duh] And from now on, you will be reading about my amazing journeys! I will be going through dark caves, and across continents! I will meet friends and enemys. And make some cash to with my fully custom made fold up hotdog stand! I have 22$. Pretty good for a hobo eh? Lets not forget my weiner dog Sparky! You will learn more about me in my stories, so, enjoy.
"Hotdogs! Get your mouth watering Hobo Fred Hotdogs right here! Only 1 buck a weiner!"
I, Hobo Fred are in the beutiful Louisiana. I'v made 2 dollars out of the 5 hours I have been out here and I think I have enough cash to get me a water at the grocery. My dog Sparky is kind of like a mascot for me. I found some red and yellow hair dye and since Sparky is a weiner dog the dye looks just like mustard and ketchup on his little weiner shape. And somehow apatizing.
I was getting ready to pack up when 2 men walked up to me.
"Hotdogs eh? One of them said.
"You bet! Best dogs in the country!" Sparky whined. "Oh, um except for Sparky here!
"Hmmmm? How much? Said the man.
"One dollar please." I replied.
He took one, took a bite. And yep, puked all over his friends leather boots.
"OH MY @#%%#&%@$%!!!!!!"
"Wow never heard that one before!" I said
"I am sueing you for all the money you have!" Screamed the man.
"That would be 25 dolars including the money you payed me."
The man sighed and walked away.
I folded up my stand put the reamaning hotdogs back in my pack.
Me and Sparky continued walking until we reached a dirt road. I pulled out my map and said.
"Well Sparky, it will cost all the money we have but maybe we should check into the hotel about a mile down this road for the night."
Sparky ruffed in agreement.
"Theres no pets alowed but I'll try to sneek you in."
She ruffed again.
We kept walking... And walking.... And walking... Then finally I corrected myself.
"Ohhhhhh! When I said mile I was looking at the Nile River! And The hotel was just a dock!"
Sparky let out a long sad whine.
"Sorry Sparky! Looks like we gotta camp out tonight.
We set up camp, ate a couple of dogs, and went to sleep.
Join next week for the next adventure!!!!!
"Hotdogs! Get your mouth watering Hobo Fred Hotdogs right here! Only 1 buck a weiner!"
I, Hobo Fred are in the beutiful Louisiana. I'v made 2 dollars out of the 5 hours I have been out here and I think I have enough cash to get me a water at the grocery. My dog Sparky is kind of like a mascot for me. I found some red and yellow hair dye and since Sparky is a weiner dog the dye looks just like mustard and ketchup on his little weiner shape. And somehow apatizing.
I was getting ready to pack up when 2 men walked up to me.
"Hotdogs eh? One of them said.
"You bet! Best dogs in the country!" Sparky whined. "Oh, um except for Sparky here!
"Hmmmm? How much? Said the man.
"One dollar please." I replied.
He took one, took a bite. And yep, puked all over his friends leather boots.
"OH MY @#%%#&%@$%!!!!!!"
"Wow never heard that one before!" I said
"I am sueing you for all the money you have!" Screamed the man.
"That would be 25 dolars including the money you payed me."
The man sighed and walked away.
I folded up my stand put the reamaning hotdogs back in my pack.
Me and Sparky continued walking until we reached a dirt road. I pulled out my map and said.
"Well Sparky, it will cost all the money we have but maybe we should check into the hotel about a mile down this road for the night."
Sparky ruffed in agreement.
"Theres no pets alowed but I'll try to sneek you in."
She ruffed again.
We kept walking... And walking.... And walking... Then finally I corrected myself.
"Ohhhhhh! When I said mile I was looking at the Nile River! And The hotel was just a dock!"
Sparky let out a long sad whine.
"Sorry Sparky! Looks like we gotta camp out tonight.
We set up camp, ate a couple of dogs, and went to sleep.
Join next week for the next adventure!!!!!
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